Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Who is John Galt?

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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