What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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