why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Fart

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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