Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Women's rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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