- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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