Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

G:nock nock B:come in!

He--Hey guys

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Your mam is so fat.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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