- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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