Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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