- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

kill yourself

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did? Yes

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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