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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

A van drives into a car.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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