Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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