Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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