What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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