What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Patriarchy.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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