- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

brock has small hands for a small job

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Neil Lewis

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Women's Rights

whats black? the colour

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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