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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

I agree

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

I like poop in my butt

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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