Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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