- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's the difference between a lamp?

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

the lemon was sweet.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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