- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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