A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

mexicans fishing

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

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