What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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