- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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