whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Anti Joke

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