- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Tilt your screen back .

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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