A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Ham sandwich

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A man was shot. He died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Hello penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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