- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

whats 7+4? 74

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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