- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

the lemon was sweet.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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