- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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