Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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