Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A bar walks into a man

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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68

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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