- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Irish sobriety

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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