- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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