- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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