- Anti Joke

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Psychics.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.