John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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KOOKABURRA

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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