- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

women's rights

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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