Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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