- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A hill billy went fishing

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I'm gay.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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