What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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THe Election

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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