- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Jesus Christ

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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