- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You idiot.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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