Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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WNBA

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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NASCAR

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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