What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

The FCC

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

You wanna see something really scary?

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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