- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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