- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Psychics.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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