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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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