Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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