- Anti Joke

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Rich merchant started build a new bigger home for his family. He bought good blueprints and hired some construction workers to build it up. It took 2 years for the house to finish. Just few days before moving in, he had an horrible nightmare where little green men set the house on fire. When he woke up, he heard the bad news. House was burned down during the night. Merchant was shocked and sad. After couple of weeks, he decided to build a new house. This time a smaller one. Again he bought blueprints and hired people to work for him. Almost a year later, the house was starting to be finished. And again he saw that nightmare of little green men burning the house down. At morning he already knew the news and started to investigate these happenings. Local police officer couldn't help him and so didn't anyone else he asked. Merchant decided to try once more to build new home. This time he had money only for a small farmhouse. Building it up last 6 months, and almost every night merchant was guarding the construction site for little green men. Farmhouse finished in time and merchant moved in. In couple weeks he started to relax and think that little green men stopped harassing him. At one night, couple of months after moving in. Merchant saw the nightmare again, and woke up in burning house. He escaped from the window and saved his wife and children. Then he ran to the village to call for help. The next morning, merchant was sitting next to his burned home and just thinking the motives for green men, what did he do in past so that green men were angry at him? Some villagers had come to watch the burned house and merchant saw something green in middle of the crowd. He slowly walked towards the crowd and saw this little man fleeing. He started to pursue this man and was pumped with adrealine. Didn't last long when merchant catched this little guy and held him in the ground to ask "Who are you? Do you have anything to do with those housefires?" The little green man was calm and relaxed as he answered "No."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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