Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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acuna

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Whats 9+10? 19

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