Miscarriages.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Jesus

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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